darklordcow

senpai-with-benefits:

malicewondrland:

A few days ago someone told another cashier at the Walmart I work at that I shouldn’t be allowed to be employed because I’m corrupting the children with how I look.. This is what I looked like that day:image

I wish I saw who she was so I could greet her on my day off.. I’ll corrupt her fuckin’ children alright. That’s a promise.

imageWelcome to Walmart, motherfucker.

my mom would actually love you omfg

rapunkzle

sarahsizzites:

snowpetrel:

i was babysitting a little boy and girl once and the boy asked me if i had a boyfriend and i said “no!! but i have a girlfriend!” and he said “like a friend thats a girl?” and i said “no like a boyfriend but they’re a girl instead of a boy! we still do couple things but we’re just both girls” and he said, without missing a beat, “oh ok! are you gonna marry her?”

like it’s literally that easy for kids to understand

Children > Adults

darklordcow

demigodofhoolemere:

my-gosh-its-snowing:

thelof9:

hey canadians have fun at school tomorrow

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hey americans have fun paying your health care

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stop guys we’re friends remember

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Children, behave else mother shall have to give the pair of you a bollocking. 

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You couldn’t beat 13 states, let alone 50.

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hey guys

what’s

what’s going on over here?

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I just choked

tumblr country wars are the best